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hotrod_mckay
29 August 2007 @ 08:59 am
Entry 003 - Still Alive, Still Not Home  

Do you people have any idea just how annoying you are?!

If it's not a shoddily constructed tunnels or a freak wormhole malfunction or zombies or a paranoid brat or a murder-happy priest, it's a very poorly organized evil organization that is trying to kill me. Seriously, don't you people have a hobby that does not include potentially maiming me or getting in my way in general? If not, might I suggest reading books.

For you more simple ones, there are picture books out there. Some of them even pop out at you. I suppose if you are of the faint of heart or lack of brain, you might want to avoid those ones.

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Colonel Curtiss

I'm a patient person, relatively speaking. I waited while you, the special needs physician and the rest of your merry men defended this little slice of torture from attackers. I even stayed hidden with a pair of annoying albeit very attractive women when I could have been doing something productive. 

However, since it sounds like everything is finished now, can we please get back to something important?

Like getting me home.

Since, really, my getting back to my world is beneficial to us both. I'm sure that the gas sample you have there can be better analyzed in an environment like Atlantis, and I could better analyze and then reverse engineer the transporter system. I assume that would be fair trade the...'taxi-service' you are providing me in getting back to my world.

All I am really trying to say here is the sooner we all get to my home world, the better for all of us.

 
 
Current Location: Netzak
Current Mood: annoyed
 
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Ba'al: 05 - Baal on Candid Camera? :D[info]endless_glory on August 29th, 2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
I beg to differ. I hardly believe the organization is evil, per say. Perhaps some of those within it, but do realize that OSTA's intentions are... well... quite noble.
hotrod_mckay: iritated[info]hotrod_mckay on August 29th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
1/3
Oh lovely, the spokesperson for idiots anonymous is he-
hotrod_mckay: Oh Shit[info]hotrod_mckay on August 29th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
2/3
......
hotrod_mckay: Oh...[info]hotrod_mckay on August 29th, 2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
3/3 [Locked to Ba'al]
Ba'al...

Just my luck. It's just going to be one thing after another.

So, the Trust and the US Government were just not enough was it? You just had to go and get your hands in more pockets.

And yes, I know who you are. I've read mission reports in regards to you. Just another Goa'uld cockroach that is a bit more tenacious than the rest of your pain-in-the-ass race. I suppose it was you that decided to try and have Atlantis blown apart then a couple years back?
Ba'al: 03 - Baal and Obelisk[info]endless_glory on August 29th, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)
[Locked to McKay]
One thing after another, you say?

Nevermind. The reality here is the fact that, despite just having your Tau'ri government under my thumb and my contacts through the 'Trust' as you call it is only the beginning.

I have to think big, you know. If I intend to not only rule the galaxy, I should consider my options and see what else there is out there.

Thankfully, this organization needed a good strong hand to lead it to glory. So it will suit my needs quite nicely.
hotrod_mckay: Stop Talking now[info]hotrod_mckay on August 29th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
[Locked to Ba'al]
Cute. From world domination to galactic domination to multi-universal domination. You are a shining example of megalomania.

I figured your little leadership of OSTA was just another front. I doubt you'd ever really concern yourself with the well being of another world. Just doesn't seem to be a very common trait among the Goa'uld. I suppose as long as you smile, wave and pretend to care though, that won't matter at all.

I'm guessing that SG-1 knows nothing of your little conquer the universe scheme then. Not if you're being so bold about it.

[OOC: I really had to fight to get this post to work...my head hurts.]
Ba'al: 03 - Baal and Obelisk[info]endless_glory on August 29th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
[Locked to McKay]
There's no need to let this world die, mind you. What sense is there to destroy the world when it should be ruled? You saw my pretty little speech earlier, did you not? I spoke no lies in that. This world needs a guiding hand to lead it. Without such, it will collapse and destroy itself.

...and, when seeking more territory to rule, it's only natural that I slip in, pick them up, and guide them to greatness.

I care little on whether or not SG-1 knows of my current plan. It will probably be for the best to warn you that it will not be so easy to simply dethrone me from my newfound power.
hotrod_mckay: Sarcasm[info]hotrod_mckay on August 29th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
[Locked to Ba'al]
Oh yes, I forgot. It's in the depth of your heart to save a crumbling civilization before oppressing it and turning them into slaves. You have a heart of solid gold Ba'al.

Yes yes, I know. I've heard similar statements and I'm sure half of them were from you. I'm beginning to think you're more about wordy bluster than anything else.
Ba'al: 05 - Baal on Candid Camera? :D[info]endless_glory on August 30th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
[Locked to McKay]
Yes. Yes, it is in the depth of my heart to save this pitiful, crumbling civilization. It will not be a case of bending them to my will, rather more them paying me tribute for the miracles I have accomplished.

Would you expect nothing less from a god?

We'll see what you think on your hypothesis of me being a wordy bluster once we, perhaps, encounter each other. ...if that were to happen, that is.
hotrod_mckay: McKay smug[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
[Locked to Ba'al]
Only megalomaniacs that are severely detached from reality consider themselves Gods. And you're no different Ba'al. You've just proven you're a harder fake to kill for good.

Well, until we meet then, I'll continue to employ my valid hypothesis. It seems to fit right along with your self-absorbed idea of godhood.
Jade Curtiss: Is That So[info]red_under_glass on August 30th, 2007 01:05 am (UTC)
[Filtered to McKay]
I understand--and I agree. Let us do so immediately, Dr. McKay.

[We can always start a scene tomorrow-ish? The weekend will be crazy because Doctor-mun is going to AnimeFest, but we can at least get it started.]
hotrod_mckay: I'm thinking[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
[Filtered to Jade]
Right. Then I'll start the program. It'll take me only a bit to get everything ready here.

Just remember, this is going to be one way until I find a way to duplicate the process that was used to get to Atlantis. It's going to be quite a different process converting a wormhole into the portal signature used by these teleporters.

[OOC: Sounds good to me. Should I set it up, or will you be doing the honors?]
Jade Curtiss[info]red_under_glass on August 30th, 2007 01:30 am (UTC)
[Filtered to McKay]
That's fine. I received the blank magnus from Xelha and they seem to work just fine, so we do have that option. Let me know when everything is prepared; I'll inform the others.

[If you could, please? Doctor-mun and I are posting a log we did before, and I want to get at least most of it up before going into a second one. X)]
hotrod_mckay[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 01:41 am (UTC)
[Filtered to Jade]
For the record, who are we bringing along. I'm well aware of you and the Doctor coming. Is that all, or are we including a fourth member of this expedition?

[OOC: Yuppers. I'll make it tomorrow some time early.]
Jade Curtiss: Is That So[info]red_under_glass on August 30th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
[Filtered to McKay]
That will be all. I want Cpt. Kobayashi to remain and take care of things in my stead, particularly if Sgt. Jenius and Milia return. I haven't heard from them since they returned to their world, and I find that worrisome.
hotrod_mckay: Oh...[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
[Filtered to Jade]
Right. It'll be easier with three people. After all, I've no real idea on just how stable a portal I can create with this program. I'm 99.9998% sure that three people will not collapse it though. So we should be okay there.

Also, I'm glad to see not all you military types are inept at naming things. Veil Union is, relatively speaking, a good name. It's better than ANTI. Though, not much isn't when it comes to naming an organization.

Now, on another note...the new OSTA leader. Ba'al.

He's from my universe. He's a particularly resourceful individual who the SGC has documented a lot of information on. I assume you would want some knowledge on your direct opposition.
Jade Curtiss: Proceed With Caution[info]red_under_glass on August 30th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
[Filtered to McKay]
You assume correctly.
hotrod_mckay: I'm thinking[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 02:56 am (UTC)
[Filtered to Jade]
I figured as much.

After a sabotage attempt, my expedition decided to adopt a record of Ba'al and his actions with a secret organization from my world called The Trust. It's a complete record of what we know of him and what he is capable of.

I could go into it now, but its got much more detail than I'm wholly capable of expressing on this communication system. Not to mention I'd be breaking almost every example of my government's security protocol. Put it on the 'to do' list when we get to Atlantis.
Jade Curtiss[info]red_under_glass on August 30th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)
[Filtered to McKay]
Let's do that. I would rather accept that information in person, anyway.
MAKUBEX: 03: Precocious[info]kakucore on August 30th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
Personally, I find the loud, self-important whiners more annoying.

[MAKUBEX = amused rather than offended. Nothing there to be offended by, really!]
hotrod_mckay: I'm thinking[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)
Yes, I'm sure you do.

Wait...oh. Very funny. I'll have you know, I'm only self-important because there is nobody more important than me in my world. And as far as I've seen, the same seems true for these ones as well.

And it's not whining. I'm merely making note of everything clearly.

[OOC: McKay is lovable like that. Even when being an ass, he is so amusing.]
MAKUBEX: 03: Precocious[info]kakucore on August 30th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
Hahaha. I like that not only did it take you a few seconds to figure it out, but you failed to pretend otherwise in your response.

Right. Making note in a whiny tone of text.
hotrod_mckay: Unamused[info]hotrod_mckay on August 30th, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)
I'll say it again. It's not whining. It's blunt analysis of a situation in clear detail. It just sounds like whining to the ignorant and/or uneducated.

And yes, it might have taken me a few seconds to register your inane little comment. In my defense, though, I've been very busy with much more important things. A lot of them.
MAKUBEX: 04: Smug[info]kakucore on September 3rd, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
I also like how you always phrase things so you're never wrong. Is your ego so fragile that you can't handle the possibility of making a mistake or having weaknesses? Poor thing.

Is that so? Good to hear. I do hope you succeed with these things.
hotrod_mckay: Unamused[info]hotrod_mckay on September 3rd, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
That's because I'm rarely ever wrong. And when I am wrong, I'm usually right again several seconds later.

And it's not ego, it's reputation. And when I do make mistakes, it's usually not my reputation that is harmed, but my physical well being. That is why I don't make many mistakes.

And as for the here and now, I will. It's either success or nothing...

Seriously, I mean nothing. At all...Not. A. Thing.
MAKUBEX: 10: Not Nice[info]kakucore on September 3rd, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC)
1/2
Ahahaha. Of course.
MAKUBEX: 11: Hmmm[info]kakucore on September 3rd, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
...Exactly what is the nature of the work that you're doing? Will you even tell me?
hotrod_mckay: Stop Talking now[info]hotrod_mckay on September 3rd, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
The volatile kind.
 
 

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